before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
"But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept."
Mom, Dad, I have decided to become an existential concept.