bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc. Then just walk away.
faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you” My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.” SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Some men only want women for sex. Why are they surprised that some women want...– Ruby (via rubiferrer)
circletines: my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
cornmunism: one time this kid in my class asked how to write a comma in spanish
annanicolesmithfanblog: yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed
Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
romancndleheart: thaibrator: hey now ur a rockstar get your great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
randomobsession: xxsnowbellesummers: steampoweredrocket: SCREAMING FOREVER REBLOG i tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did
poco-loki: emilythesmelly: radagastcalling: filthytricksyhobbitses: the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song BUT YOU CAN TRY
deceptiboobies: “no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
laufeystarks: when you see someone attractive and you just
mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know