starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via a-dramatic-collide-with-machines)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via wheredidthepartyygo)

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

(via hija-jiyangi)